1. I dropped it there.
2. Sucking.
3. Adolph Hitler
4. Cave woman who has not yet learned to suck but does catapult herself into 21st Century paid-advertisement fame by inventing the Mastodon Stew Stirrer.
5. My father splitting his skull with a doubled-bladed axe.
6. Insole massager.
7. Houses a "smart" bomb triggered by sucking.
8. Toss it into the Phi Sigma Kappa house.
9. Only under the full moon.
10. Yes. It can blow them to smithereens.
11. Yuppie larvae.
12. The Queen Mum without her hat.
13. In between the big toe and index toe.
14. Up the ass. Might save on funeral costs.
15. Baby mastodon gift wrap (the furry kind).
16. Infantile paralysis.
